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I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s a cookie. I don’t know where it is but I know it’s mine and I have to go find it. That’s how I live my life.

life advice from Newt Gingrich. I tell ya, if we all lived life like Newt, nothing would get done, ever.

Read more at The New Yorker.