And she’s like…
this blog is a great way to waste time.
AMY POEHLER AND WILL ARNETT ARE BREAKING UP AND I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN LOVE.
is it because she and Adam Scott are snuggling regularly?
In grad school:
President Obama has broken his promises, and Romney-Ryan is our only hope for prosperity writes Harvard historian and Newsweek columnist Niall Ferguson in next week’s issue available with bells n’ whistles on iPad today or in glorious print at the newsstand on Monday. AND if you’re by a telly you can catch Niall talking Obama, Biden, Romney, Ryan and all things 2012 on CBS Face the Nation w/ Bob Schieffer later this morning at 10.30am.
LE YUCK. GTFO, Newsweek!
i’m not happy with our president’s broken promises, but he’s done some amazing things that i will never cease to applaud him for (THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT, PEOPLE!). and a Romney-Ryan world as preferable?? OH HELLS TO THE NO!!!
This happened on television.
guys it’s cool i wrote the series finale of breaking bad and everything’s going to be okay.
My Sister Paid Progressive Insurance to Defend Her Killer In Court
I’ve been sending out some impertinent tweets about Progressive Insurance lately, but I haven’t explained how they pissed me off. So I will do that here as succinctly as possible. There’s a general understanding that says, “insurance companies— oh they’re awful,” but since Progressive turned their shit hose on my late sister and my parents, I’ve learned some things that really surprised me.
I’ll try to cleave to the facts. On June 19, 2010, my sister was driving in Baltimore when her car was struck by another car and she was killed. The other driver had run a red light and hit my sister as she crossed the intersection on the green light.
NEVER BUYING PROGRESSIVE.
-Nickelback (“serious question here…”)
-Jar Jar Binks
and all i wanted to do was learn why everyone hates Angela Merkel…
also revealing: “what are… (bath salts, capers, gypsies)”?
I’m a musician and I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my head. FYI, you can both cut an album and release a book of sheet music for that album. This is how I learned to play all of Tori Amos’ catalog when I was twelve. This is a thing that is already done. They probably already HAVE done this for prior Beck records, minus the fancy art that, I’m sure, gives them an excuse to drive up the price. If you’re only doing half of that thing, all you’re doing is encouraging people to do something they can — and do — already do, and removing your half of the equation. Ya lazy. Get out.