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shades of avocado

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Last night, I got the most chilling phone call I have ever received. It was Jake Burris, Ken Aden’s campaign manager. Last night, Jake and his four kids had come back to their Russellville home. As they were getting out of the car, one of his children discovered their family cat dead on the front porch. One side of the animal’s head had been bashed in and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket. But there was something even more horrifying to be found on the corpse. Written across the animal’s fur in black marker was the word “LIBERAL.
Ugh. Sorry to put this on your dashboard. Don’t click that link unless you want to see what you think you’re going to see. Perhaps the Internet will somehow make things right. (via newsweek)

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I hate that I like this

kellyoxford:

Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out.
I’m sure there are a ton of these around, but this was the first I’ve seen.
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly.

WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?!
WHAT
THE
FUCK….

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I’ve been off [Facebook] for 6 months. It’s a piece of piss. No ex-schoolmates posting pictures of fat ugly offspring, no cryptic calls for attention. No fucking layabouts posting at all hours about their brews, Jeremy Kyle and the latest games/films they’ve downloaded. Maybe I wasn’t strict enough with my friend acceptance, or maybe I just know a load of twats.

Facebook gave me writers’ block | Life and style | guardian.co.uk

this quote actually from the comments section. i love angry Brits! they’re so much saucier and frippery-ish in their anger!